Wednesday, December 14, 2011

That’s Lord Obama the Modest to you, Bubba

Don Surber seems to think that Obama is a touch arrogant.  Funny, isn’t that also what Rep. Dennis Cardoza (D-Calif.) was just saying? Actually, if you google “Obama arrogant” you get 13,700,000 results (“Obama arrogant bastard” gets 1,120,000 results-I thought that would be much higher).  A Surber commentor, Tim McCoy, suggested a fitting theme song for our humble leader:

Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
when you’re perfect in every way.
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
but I’m doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn’t compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob’ly could find me another
but I guess they’re all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
when you’re perfect in every way,
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
but I’m doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I’m a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn’t stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I’m egotistical.
Hell, I don’t even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
when you’re perfect in every way,
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
but I’m doing the best that I can.
We’re doing the best that we can
I don't know, I see Obama as more of a Tom Petty "It's good to be King" kinda guy:

It's good to be king, if just for a while
To be there in velvet, yeah, to give 'em a smile
It's good to get high, and never come down
It's good to be king of your own little town

Yeah, the world would swing if I were king
It is hard to know how to properly honor a man such as Obama but Paco has a suggestion.  In any case, it is clear that we are not worthy.

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